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Want to go to a brothel, eat chocolate, or do some money laundering? Come to Benelux. The Benelux trio of the Netherlands (Holland), Luxembourg, and Belgium offer it all.


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"Benelux is a great combo for overpaid European Union bureaucrats.  They use their inflated salaries in Brussels (Belgium) to pick up Dutch prostitutes and drugs in Amsterdam and park illicit earnings in Luxembourg.  For those visiting who've honestly earned their own money, there's little appeal.  You'll get more bang for your buck with a streetwalker and a bag of 'shrooms from Bangkok."  Voltaire Brown of Don't Travel Europe


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 Chocolates (Belgium), brothels (Netherlands), and money laundering (Luxembourg) are a ticket to becoming an obese AIDS-ridden white-collar criminal

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 What is Benelux famous for? The Netherlands (Holland), Luxembourg, and Belgium are famous as chocolate, brothel, and money laundering centers